The chillest, laziest, and coolest girl you will ever meet. She has a fetish for using other people's Netflix and hates cheesecake. You could totally buy her with ice cream , Starbucks coupons, One Direction merch, and a Harry Styles poster, and by being totally high all the time. If you are a hot guy and like her, don't ever tell her. Become her best friend and she will keep you as her pet dog for rest of your life. Going out? Wear all black denim and eat panipuri first. Netflix and chill? get her a black hoodie. In short, she is totally adorbs.

Ishan: Hey did you see Nyonika? She's so cool, but I can't get hold of her number.

Nyonika by lost_fakir July 9, 2020

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noink

Derived from yoink, means that if you take something by saying this word you can be convicted of no wrong doing.

I just noinked 20 dollars and there's nothing you can do about it.

noink by Mike Feto April 6, 2005

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noink

When you are drunk and so high that you think everything is funny, and you are wrapped up in a sniggie twisted, and you and everyone around you is talking silly nonsense.

She hasn't smoke in so long she is noinked out of her mind

noink by HellyC July 27, 2009

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Nyoint

To Touch, Grab, or Squeeze a specific part of the human body.

John walked up to Jasmine, pinched her nose, and said "Nyoint".

Nyoint by FuPanda January 23, 2020

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noink

to fuck a girl

Dude, look at that hot ass over there. I'm going to noink that fa sho.

I would give my middle nut to noink that hottie.

noink by not jericho April 20, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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