nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005

nut roll

The process of having one's testicles (nuts) roll under your choda into your ass-crack whilst sitting down

When Justin was sitting he shifted foward to reach for his drink and got some serious nut roll.
(You'd have to be a guy to understand)

by Bob DerRanges October 8, 2007

nut roll

A pretense at stupidity or unawareness.

Wally your such a F-ing nut roll u never kno what the hell is going on.

by Farf & Moose July 7, 2006

nut rolled

when your in bed and she rolls your nuts around your head

Dude I got nut rolled last night it was terrible.#getnutrolled

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

nut roll

See also nutty bar. Sexual colloquialism having to do with coitus and sand.

Clair dumped Cletus after he gave her a nut roll.

by Clair May 14, 2005

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

salted nut roll

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

by MJBAJG January 25, 2013