nut wip

A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls

Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”

Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”

by Biggest brain December 12, 2022

Cocoa Nut Wipe

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

by King Pip January 21, 2009

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003