nut warts 

genital warts

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend the other week and now I have nut warts!

nut warts by Teratogen December 9, 2010

nut wars 

when showering on a navy ship a sailor would jerk off then proceed to throw the nut on a fellow sailor showering next to him.

Jimmy threw some nut in my eye, I am gonna get him next nut wars.

nut wars by Greg Eveland April 28, 2003