nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)

tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts

by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008