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nut monkey 

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs
I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog
nut monkey by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Flying Nut Monkey 

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

Monkey nut cruncher 

Bollock molestor
Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.
monkey nut by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts
Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!
monkey nut by URASuka June 18, 2009

monkey nut

A big chunk of crack rock (crack/cocaine)
tell dem boyz around the corner i got dem monkey nuts
monkey nut by HtownHardHead January 13, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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