When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 12, 2018
by MothafuckinLonk December 06, 2017
Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 05, 2011