nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

nut coma by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

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Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Nut Coma by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018

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Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

Nut Coma by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017

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post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

post-nut coma by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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