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When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017
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A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.
Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma
by MothafuckinLonk December 06, 2017
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The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
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