A small town in England near Coventry and Birmingham. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and Asians. A slow walk around Nuneaton will likely result in death or serious injury. Obi-Wan Kenobi once described Nuneaton as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'
by SomeDude53535 December 3, 2010
by nun123killme March 12, 2017
by Lewiscore June 12, 2007
A town near Coventry, filled with inbreds with webbed feet. These people should be avoided as the inbredness might rub off on you.
by Brexistmeansbrexitjkinotracist July 8, 2018
Nuneaton is my town. It's in the middle of england and near to coventry and birmingham. It's called nuneaton because hundreds of years ago, it was called eaton or etone, but then some nuns came and started a church calling in NUNeaton. (although its not very religious anymore atall)
by Fealiks March 25, 2005
A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.
*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*
by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023