KEGS Nuneaton 

KEGS Nuneaton is in a fierce battle with North Warwickshire College on two fronts. The first being the race to produce the highest number of Marxists to be sent out into the wider Nuneaton area. The second being the race to produce the highest net output of vape fumes in Warwickshire. Both colleges have been so successful in this quest that both of their smoking areas have been granted protected status by the Association of English Vapers. What sets KEGS Nuneaton above North Warwickshire college, though, is the ability of its students to 'infect' Nuneaton with these traits. Whereas the sole requirement of North Warwickshire college when it was granted planning permission was to build it as far away from public amenities as possible, KEGS Nuneaton escaped that restriction and was allowed to be built just 500 yards from the infamous Nuneaton town centre. As a result of this, Nuneaton town centre resembles the sky above a coal factory chimney with the levels of vape fumes emitted at lunchtimes when KEGS' students swarm the town in search of either a Greggs steak bake or a McDonalds double cheeseburger, both much-loved food items amongst Nuneatonians. The fume situation has become so bad that Nuneaton Council have been forced to install specialist air quality control systems, manned by designated 'Vape Wardens', tasked with preventing an excessive proportion of vapes being used in within the perimeter of McDonalds and Greggs respectively.

*bus pulls up*
Driver: "Where you off to?"
Student: "KEGS Nuneaton please."
Driver: *activates vape addict alert system*
*vape addict alert system blares*
*Vape Warden Mobile Deployment vehicle pulls up*
Vape Wardens: (in unison) "Empty your pockets!"
*student drops vape on floor*
*student is shot.*

KEGS Nuneaton by Suntan Dave November 9, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012