Similar to Nucker, A Nuckey is a thing that claims is not a nucker, but however is. Normally a word used by the Americans.
Lady: "Oh my! Look at that guy!"
Guy 1: "Don't trust him, he's a nuckey"
Guy 2: "I am not!"
Guy 3: "You kinda are.. yet you claim you're not.. Which makes you even more of a Nucker.."
Guy 2: "What even is a Nuckey?"
Guy 1: "You don't wanna know."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).