number 2

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
by x February 01, 2003
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What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
by ??????? ????? September 01, 2010
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alright im taking a number 2
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Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!
by DeeZNutZ July 29, 2003
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Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
by Jazpur September 06, 2011
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To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.
I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015
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