someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

Closet Nudist by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

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numismatics

the study or collection of coins, medals, paper money, etc.

When I grow up I want to be a Numismatician; but first I must do my numismatics homework.

numismatics by albie November 26, 2007

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nudist

A person that typically prefers not to wear clothes when the situation permits. Not to be confused with streaker.

If you ever meet a nudist, just look them in the eyes.

nudist by Zatu November 1, 2005

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Nunismo

O Nunismo é uma espécie de culto que se dedica à supremacia do youtuber Nuno Moura.
O feriado histórico do culto é celebrado no dia 9 de agosto.
por favor ajudem o pobre rapaz a chegar a 1 milhão de subs.

Joãozinho: Conheces o Nunismo?
McCagalhão: sim

Nunismo by danifaye August 9, 2022

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nudisty

The feeling of being slightly modest while nude with other.

Did you notice Sharon at the hot tub? She was showing a lot of nudisty with that huge towel around her waist.

nudisty by His Duderificness September 8, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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