A nudeist is a person who no longer feels the need to wear clothes in public..they are completely content with the way they look and don'tcare who see's them naked
John: Dude these clothes feel so heavy Ash: Let's join the Nudeists and live it up
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'