noyeb

noyeb is a euphemism for noyfb.

It takes the f and turns it to eff. This makes the word pronounceable.

none of your effing business

Steve: what are you doing?

Mike: noyeb (none of your effing business)

by algeeh February 15, 2013

nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

notebookhug

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.

We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?

by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

red notebook!

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.

"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.

“Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

Frosty Nosebleed

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.

I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(

by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015