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1. A very conflicted person
2. the act of being conflicted
No!, Yes!
pronounced Noi-ez
That girl was so noyes
Noyes by FreeMountainRose May 30, 2013
a word that means what the user thinks but the receiver will never know
person a: are you stalking me?
person b: noyes.
noyes by Pepperiscute May 29, 2021

White Noyes 

Talented DJ and rising hip hop star

also happens to be a skinny white boy who spits phat raps in the middle of a conversation
Whose that white kid rapping Eminem?

Oh-that's just White Noyes
White Noyes by Michelle Nicole February 18, 2009
no noyes is someone who has no balls and they can't make babies.
david is a no noyes and he can't mac babies.
no noyes by John Noyes March 24, 2005

kody noyes 

kody noyes is an athletic, big-headed, sexy male who makes friends easily. He is not super smart, but he makes up for it with charictor. He is a nervous person around his special someone, and usually has blue or green eyes. He doesn't like hot weather or puzzles.
"you never know what you're in for when kody noyes is around!"
kody noyes by Awesome:) November 22, 2013

Alexandra Noyes 

A girl with baby fingures, baby toes, baby knees, just baby everything except her gigantic 50 inch peepee that her friends loved and adored. lmao
Omg have you heard of the ugly girl with the big peepee her name is Alexandra Noyes
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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