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1. A very conflicted person
2. the act of being conflicted
No!, Yes!
pronounced Noi-ez
That girl was so noyes
Noyes by FreeMountainRose May 30, 2013
a word that means what the user thinks but the receiver will never know
person a: are you stalking me?
person b: noyes.
noyes by Pepperiscute May 29, 2021

White Noyes 

Talented DJ and rising hip hop star

also happens to be a skinny white boy who spits phat raps in the middle of a conversation
Whose that white kid rapping Eminem?

Oh-that's just White Noyes
White Noyes by Michelle Nicole February 18, 2009
no noyes is someone who has no balls and they can't make babies.
david is a no noyes and he can't mac babies.
no noyes by John Noyes March 24, 2005

kody noyes 

kody noyes is an athletic, big-headed, sexy male who makes friends easily. He is not super smart, but he makes up for it with charictor. He is a nervous person around his special someone, and usually has blue or green eyes. He doesn't like hot weather or puzzles.
"you never know what you're in for when kody noyes is around!"
kody noyes by Awesome:) November 22, 2013

Alexandra Noyes 

A girl with baby fingures, baby toes, baby knees, just baby everything except her gigantic 50 inch peepee that her friends loved and adored. lmao
Omg have you heard of the ugly girl with the big peepee her name is Alexandra Noyes
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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