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Noseblind
An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.
Noseblind by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010
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noseblind
noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.
I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.
noseblind by pipesucker March 20, 2018
nosebleed seats
Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007
nosebleed section
The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
nosebleed section by Webster April 20, 2004
Frosty Nosebleed
Frosty Nosebleed by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015
Noseblooden
A server filled with simps but in general awesome people. Those awesome people are Gabe, Drill, Cadence, Ralph, Vic, Milk, Grimes, Jeava, Garf, Carp, Totally, Check, Aiden, Cupp, Nessa, Frog, Quack, Mambo, Niche, 80b, Chunk, Meese, Potat, Gaia my favorite aussie, D12, Woody, GMG, king, GRONK, two-faced politician, Darth, Connor, Walter, geer, Law and Lawler, Skronik, Toba, Tijya, Golem, yonan, and william digionro. If i didn't mention you in this list. You know who you are don't worry
Your such a noseblooden. You're so weird and quirky (yes I used quirky, deal with it) on the outside, but overall you're amazing on the inside.
Noseblooden by GrungeTheBully September 16, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.