noseblind

The absence of the ability to use the sense of scent.

"What is that smell? Please tell me I'm not going noseblind and that wasn't here all along!"

by cjds August 17, 2011

Noseblind

An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.

Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!

by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010

noseblind

noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.

I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.

by pipesucker March 20, 2018

nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Frosty Nosebleed

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.

I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(

by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015

Noseblooden

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Your such a noseblooden. You're so weird and quirky (yes I used quirky, deal with it) on the outside, but overall you're amazing on the inside.

by GrungeTheBully September 16, 2020