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A modern derivative of the current expression "ASAP".It basically means to do something now but if that is not possible they will settle for as soon as possible. Used by true gangsters that reach "true". They dont give a fuck and they'll hit that shit.

reach true nowsap son
beer me nowsap son
im hungry as balls, order a pizza nowsap son.

nowsap by John Jones Walkerson January 31, 2008

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notsapnapvids

notsapnapvids Is a very amazing person they are so stunning and amazing

“hey who is that really cool tiktoker”

“Oh notsapnapvids?”
“Yeah”

notsapnapvids by ranclue September 3, 2021

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newsaphobia

newsaphobia
–nounPsychiatry

an abnormal fear of watching or reading or hearing news. sometimes accompanied by anxiety attacks, or lunging for the remote.

My newsaphobia has me on edge as the 10 pm hour nears and I find myself lunging for the remote.

newsaphobia by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

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NOSSAPIG

A Nossapig is a term used by ParkerBaits To describe a large carp!

HERE WE GOT MR LONGCAST, MR 30 AND THE NOSSAPIG CAPTURER ALL WITH A NOSSAPIG

NOSSAPIG by ParkerBaits May 12, 2023

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nosaphilia

A fetish in which arousal is derived from the idea or knowledge that your sexual partner is terminally ill. Possibly a variant on necrophilia.

After I found out that my wife had cancer, I discovered that I had nosaphilia.

nosaphilia by Suzie "The Emalmer" Sorenson May 17, 2006

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newsaphobic

newsaphobic: adj. & n.
A person with a fear of news, or one who suffers from newsaphobia

John's remote was lost for an entire week and he was forced to watch Fox news... he is now a newsaphobic

newsaphobic by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

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nowsath

He is most Perverted guy you could see

Nowsath is as Pervert as hell

nowsath by Bakabababaka November 25, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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