note-junkie

A person whom is constantly writing facebook notes that nobody will actually read.

"Karen posted a note about an hour ago"
"Karen posted a note 49 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 35 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 22 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 14 minutes ago"
"Karen posted a note 5 minutes ago:
"Karen posted a note just now"

Ted: Whoa, Karen's such a note-junkie!