not lol
Stephen: "I have a massive assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started!"
Zalman: "lol"
Stephen: "not lol"
Zalman: "lol"
Stephen: "not lol"
not lol by saya_kucing July 20, 2011
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totally_not_bandu.lol by The_blobmepbobmebe May 20, 2022
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lol, not exactly
in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma August 12, 2012
lol, not exactly
in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?
boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma May 23, 2012
lol, not exactly
in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2012
lol, not exactly
in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016
lol, not exactly
When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.
Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.
Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.
Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.
Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
lol, not exactly by Uncle Dimma July 9, 2017
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