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not even 

you are disputing a statement
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"
not even by duncan October 11, 2003
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not even 

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
not even by steveceeeeee September 22, 2005

Not even 

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..
Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..

not even 

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all
Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.
not even by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Not even 

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!
Not even by Bitchin Kitchen December 5, 2004

not even trolling 

up-vote this, not even trolling

not even kidding 

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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