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you are disputing a statement
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"
by duncan October 11, 2003
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This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
by steveceeeeee September 05, 2005
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A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..
Are you New York ? I heard you’ve been traveling

No, not even . Traveling yes, from the grocery store to the crack house..
by exploding air plane 6969 October 12, 2017
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term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all
Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.
by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006
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A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 05, 2004
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