Noun: A chronic, often subconscious, behavioral pattern focused exclusively on one's own selfish needs, thoughts, and stupid feelings, frequently neglecting others' perspectives. Key signs include monopolizing conversations by interjecting stupid ideas, lack of empathy, and interpreting situations solely through a personal fucked up lens.
My son’s refusal to take out the trash is caused by Notdoingshitforanyonebutyourselfism.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.