not dog
Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.
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Not my dog to leash
When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.
Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Not my dog to leash by ellerfl October 30, 2020
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not dog • Not All Dogs Go To Heaven • Not my dog to leash • not today dog • your dog is not my dog • i may be named duke but i’m not a dog • i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head • Its not the size of the dog • Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog • not
i may be named duke but i’m not a dog
i may be named duke but i’m not a dog by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021
not today dog
not today dog by TokenIranian March 21, 2016
your dog is not my dog
your dog is not my dog by Armyhope June 13, 2022
i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head
Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008
Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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