not dog
Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.
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Not my dog to leash
When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.
Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.
Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.
Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.
Not my dog to leash by ellerfl October 30, 2020
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not dog • Cats, not dogs; dogs, not cats. • Not All Dogs Go To Heaven • Not my dog to leash • not today dog • your dog is not my dog • i may be named duke but i’m not a dog • i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head • Its not the size of the dog • Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
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i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head
Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008
Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog
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