Not my fault 

A phrase used to blame someone/thing else when something goes wrong.

"That was the worst throw of all time... Ever."
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."

Not my fault by Angryboy IV May 20, 2012

Not my fault 

I offered my support one way or the other but he didn't say "charlatan bad" so I said vote against him and Harris paid Beyonce instead of me so I said vote against her and how did that work out for you? How many votes did I have sway over? Cus it only needed to be 1 percent.

Hym "So that's not my fault. That is you thinking that you didn't need me. So, it's the liberals fault. You could have changed the outcome. And now look at it. That is you. You were too good for the votes you needed and now look at you. Blaming me for the shit you did. Blaming me for the kids you murdered with your silence down there in Texas. The only way you can cope with it is by deluding yourself into believing you were acting in accordance with some greater good. That's a lie. You aren't actually doing any sort of moral calculus. You are a shit-lib so whatever you do is the greater good simply by virtue of you being a shit-lib. Don't let them bullshit you into thinking progressives were right about anything just because Trump is deliberately doing the opposite of what he was elected to do. They are still the censorious incoherent zealots they always were and they are desperately trying to take over the non-existent democrat party. So no. This is your fault and not mine."

Not my fault by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls by byler is real April 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008