Definitions by Trafford

norkseous 

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.

I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!

norkseous by Trafford January 13, 2009

splick

An unsavoury substance, usually a semi-viscous liquid that either feels bad, smells bad or is particularly nasty in some form.

"Oh my god! I've got splick all over my shoes! I think I've trod in dogshit"

splick by Trafford October 23, 2004

L'arsenal

A French/African football team based in a slum area of north London.

Their players run frequently run screaming abuse at officials when a decision goes against them. Extremely bad losers.

Most of the team have been disciplined for violent conduct and abuse.

L'arsenal are an absolute disgrace.

L'arsenal by Trafford March 23, 2004