Nooot

When two busy people, walking in opposite directions meet in a hallway or tight corridor and annoyingly step out of the way of the other but the other steps in the same direction. After happening several times, the awkwardness is averted when one stops moving and the other passes.

The pronunciation of the extra "o" is necessary as it elongates the word to an annoying length, mimicking the annoyingness of the situation.

Man 1: Sorry, excuse me ill just go this way
Man 2: Sorry, shit were noooting
Man 1: Damn it I hate this. Go right and Ill go left
Man 2: You idiot we both stepped in the same direction
Man 1: Ok you pass then
Man 2: Christ thank you.

Nooot by davinci41 October 16, 2008

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Noofter

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015

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Nooot • noot • noot noot • noobtuber • noobtastic • Noortje • noobtard • NOOO!!! • nooooo • noost

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when you are a chad who had a dad named Brad and you're watching an ad on your iPad with a british lad who's singing a ballad and you're really mad, sad and bad

The british lad: Oi mate, you want some crisps, eh?
You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Brad: My child...
You: Dad?
The british lad: Who the fook is this twat?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by theomelon May 4, 2021