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When two busy people, walking in opposite directions meet in a hallway or tight corridor and annoyingly step out of the way of the other but the other steps in the same direction. After happening several times, the awkwardness is averted when one stops moving and the other passes.

The pronunciation of the extra "o" is necessary as it elongates the word to an annoying length, mimicking the annoyingness of the situation.
Man 1: Sorry, excuse me ill just go this way
Man 2: Sorry, shit were noooting
Man 1: Damn it I hate this. Go right and Ill go left
Man 2: You idiot we both stepped in the same direction
Man 1: Ok you pass then
Man 2: Christ thank you.
Nooot by davinci41 October 16, 2008
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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
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when you are a chad who had a dad named Brad and you're watching an ad on your iPad with a british lad who's singing a ballad and you're really mad, sad and bad
The british lad: Oi mate, you want some crisps, eh?
You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Brad: My child...
You: Dad?
The british lad: Who the fook is this twat?

Noobtrients 

When a person who is playing a video game who is a noob, or sucks very badly at it, leaves to get food or drinks while still in the game.
Player1: Dude, where did this guy go?!?!
Player2: Don't worry, he is 0 and 8. He went to get his noobtrients.
Noobtrients by Boxxy94 July 20, 2009

Noot Noot 

Noot Noot by Enw Ffug June 23, 2011

Noot Noot 

Noot noot is a catchphrase used by the British-Swish stop motion character Pingu. He normally uses this to get people's attention or to communicate.
"Noot Noot!" Exclaimed Pingu to his friends.

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop
Da fuck is up with this noobtubery
noobtubery by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009
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