Definitions by davinci41

Glorb 

Excessive clock/wristwatch/timepiece watching in anticipation of the conclusion of a class/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.

Dude 1: "Man, I cant believe how boring this class is!"
Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."

Glorb by davinci41 October 16, 2008

Nooot 

When two busy people, walking in opposite directions meet in a hallway or tight corridor and annoyingly step out of the way of the other but the other steps in the same direction. After happening several times, the awkwardness is averted when one stops moving and the other passes.

The pronunciation of the extra "o" is necessary as it elongates the word to an annoying length, mimicking the annoyingness of the situation.

Man 1: Sorry, excuse me ill just go this way
Man 2: Sorry, shit were noooting
Man 1: Damn it I hate this. Go right and Ill go left
Man 2: You idiot we both stepped in the same direction
Man 1: Ok you pass then
Man 2: Christ thank you.

Nooot by davinci41 October 16, 2008