-n. A term for an Italian, relating to the fact that Italians do in fact eat a lot of noodles. It is usually used if the person is behaving in a particularly Italian fashion.
Person 1: "Look at that loud, conceited, obnoxious Italian who just cut in line and is yelling."
Person 2: "What a noodle nigger."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.