noodle man

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Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

noodle man by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

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noodle man

mario

mario is a noodle man

noodle man by noodleman13344 January 2, 2021

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mighty man noodle

common fanfiction word for penis

she licked his mighty man noodle

mighty man noodle by DRIFT QUEEN July 6, 2013

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noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

noodle shop man by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

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man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it

I have a man noodle

man noodle by gunny234 April 6, 2010

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noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.

dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese

noodle manwich by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010

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mangi noodle

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am

Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.

Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!

Person 1: it's probably a myth-

*gets eaten by mangi noodle*

Person2: HOLY SH-

mangi noodle by I need shawarma September 28, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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