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noobisselfdenialis 

A noob that dosen't think hes a noob.
lvl 54:Your a noob.

lvl 2: No I'm not.

lvl 54: Dude u are a nood ur lvl 2.

lvl 2: I AM NOT A NOOB!!!

lvl 54: NOOBISSELFDENIALIS!!!!

Noobiusbeckit 

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die
You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver
Noobiusbeckit by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020
The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.
Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.
noobius by harry siegel January 9, 2008

Noobius McNoobface 

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.
Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are

neobussy 

The asshole of a typically non binary person of the male gender.
Emma (a non binary person): Hey Todd, do you want to come over to my house and fuck my neobussy?
Todd (a gay male): Sure, I would love to! My bussy is sore from yesterday, so its always a good idea to take turns in the receiving end.
neobussy by San parrot June 16, 2022

Noobius Eradicus 

An exterminator of noobs/n3wbs
"Did you just see Noobius Eradicus take out that noob?!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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