non-meateatian

a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.
Peter: 'I'm a vegetarian'
Carol: 'Oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?'
Peter: 'I don't eat meat, but I don't eat vegetables either, I don't really like them.

Carols: 'So your a non-meateatian then.'
Peter: 'What's a 'non-meateatian'?
Carol: 'Someone who claims to be a VEGetarian but eats NO vegetables!'
by blissishappiness November 16, 2015
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