Noun: It's a chronic medical disease that affects the lungs. It causes the lungs to collapse and may even cause ligmagitis (ligma). It is commonly known as Nomanemia. It's like asthma, but a little more serious.
Symptoms: Shallow breathing, chest pain, difficulty exercising, heart failure, constant stroke, ligmagitis, and numbness in ribs
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'