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Noji , An extremely monotonous, predictable, irrational human being. Often resulting in random bouts of ones past, overreacting over a pin drop.
My God, that guy is bein such a Noji he makes me wanna eat broken glass than rather listen to him.
Noji by Fader G May 10, 2007
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clumsy noji 

it’s me, i’m the stupidy clumsy noji.
oh, i just burned myself for the 5th time this week, what a clumsy noji!
clumsy noji by nojimiki November 29, 2020
Nojin, is a persian girly name, meaning bud, a special tree and a new life. Nojin is a special, beautiful and rare name to be chosen.
Nojin is a beautiful girl.
nojin by Kathrine Rose August 15, 2018
A girl who’s literally obsessed with that TikTok boy named Joshrichardzz.
girl 1: I have a crush on Joshrichardzz!
girl 2: Be careful! A Nojill may be jealous!

or

Joshrichardzz hates the Nojill
Nojill by queer123 May 17, 2019
Dude that is such a dank noj!
nojile by Colton April 4, 2005

Jack NoJill

Defined as someone who can't cure AIDS in DND
U jack NoJill a disease, you failed.
Jack NoJill by Ace axe pack November 16, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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