Noik 

A penis.

The woman couldn't believe what a small noik her boss had.

Noik by greselda123456 October 8, 2010

noik 

Noik is a added to someones name when they have been a neek for a long time.

"Sergeant Noiksworth, where are we going now? we surrounded!"

noik by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008

noik 

The act of taking something from someone in a humorous manner.

The word, "noik" must be said with gusto while the act of thievery is being committed.

The victim gets up momentarily from his/her chair. A cheeky scallywag then leaps into the vacant chair whilst yelling, "noik!".

In the above scenario, the victim has been 'noiked', or;

The perpetrator has 'noiked' the victims chair, or;

The victim can be said to have been subjected to a,'noiking'.

noik by Excalibre November 14, 2010

noikle 

most awesome! sex-uh!

noikle rox! noikle is better than the stars!

noikle by noikle October 18, 2004

noika 

Sexy ass bitch who works at hatter

Damn there goes noika

noika by Loveyyhhfhhj April 13, 2020

noiko 

noiko is kostas but with a huge dick.it comes from the greek god kostas oikonomou{noiko}

i am noiko

noiko by noiko November 21, 2021

NoikanoinkaBA 

A Friend SHIP WORD FOR FRIENDS SYD AND CLAIRE

BEANS

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NoikanoinkaBA by NoikanoinkaBA April 1, 2022