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nob jockie 

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie
nob jockie by niklish December 9, 2008
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nob jockey 

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse
nob jockey by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

nob jockey 

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey
nob jockey by Jose February 5, 2004

nob jockey 

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)
you are a nob jockey (insult)
nob jockey by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007

nob jockey 

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.
Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.
nob jockey by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

nob-jockey 

many definitions. it literally means a person that like riding cock. this can be applied to slutty women or as an insult to both sexes.
shut your face you fuc*ing nob-jockey!
or , that girl is a dirty nob-jockey
nob-jockey by blu August 27, 2003

nob jockey 

is a phrase usually reserved for batty boys who enjoy having a cock shoved in their asshole. the phrase can also be used for women but not usually.
oi u nobjockey chuk us a fag

im a nobjocky would u like to fuck my ass for me.... i'll pay.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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