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nob-jockey 

stop fucking your brother nob-jockey
nob-jockey by faggotkid January 10, 2009

nob jockey 

another word for a homosexual male who "rides" cock like a jockey would ride a horse
nob jockey by Elcheifio September 4, 2003

nob jockey 

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey
nob jockey by Jose February 5, 2004

nob jockey 

a penis rider(you like to have sexual intercourse with men)
you are a nob jockey (insult)
nob jockey by Meli_Bug April 18, 2007

nob jockey 

Faggot see queer Person who likes to ride nobs sic, see penis as if they were riding a horse. Can be applied to both male and female however is generally reserved for the homosexual male members of society. However can also be applied to a Heterosexual person as an insult.
Look at that dirty steaming nob jockey. I'll bet his poo chute is like a clown's pocket.
nob jockey by Patrick Fitzgerald December 1, 2004

nob jockey 

is a phrase usually reserved for batty boys who enjoy having a cock shoved in their asshole. the phrase can also be used for women but not usually.
oi u nobjockey chuk us a fag

im a nobjocky would u like to fuck my ass for me.... i'll pay.
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