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no-jams ARMY 

someone, usually a very young or new ARMY, using old outdated jokes in a sad attempt to seem funny.

These types of species usually say things like "i hate snakeu" or "jimin has no jams", therefore making fun of their korean accent and embarrasing themselves by seeming idiotic with their choice of language.

Some extreme cases include over-using references to a Pharrell cover made by pre-debut Namjoon, only acknowledging the parts that are sexual, these parts are also the ones that namjoon didn't write. good job there, no jammers.

If you are a no jammer, please, leave 2013 jokes behind as they are cringey and not funny at all. instead of mocking their accents and using terrible jokes that ended before they even started, acknowledge the fact that BTS are trying to learn a new, foreign language.
"Wow, i cannot believe that no-jams ARMYs still exist. Why are they so immature?"
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no-jams ARMY 

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026