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no-jams ARMY 

someone, usually a very young or new ARMY, using old outdated jokes in a sad attempt to seem funny.

These types of species usually say things like "i hate snakeu" or "jimin has no jams", therefore making fun of their korean accent and embarrasing themselves by seeming idiotic with their choice of language.

Some extreme cases include over-using references to a Pharrell cover made by pre-debut Namjoon, only acknowledging the parts that are sexual, these parts are also the ones that namjoon didn't write. good job there, no jammers.

If you are a no jammer, please, leave 2013 jokes behind as they are cringey and not funny at all. instead of mocking their accents and using terrible jokes that ended before they even started, acknowledge the fact that BTS are trying to learn a new, foreign language.
"Wow, i cannot believe that no-jams ARMYs still exist. Why are they so immature?"
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no-jams ARMY 

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016