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The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
No Mess by renstar July 19, 2015
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don’t mess wit da choppa no cap 

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

No Context Message Day 

February 9th is national no context message day, a day where everyone can put a message with no context into every DM and server their in on Discord.
Hey today's no context message day, you know what that means.
with that said
put thing instead of think :pensive:

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《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》Has《¤》No《¤》Egg《¤》Trophies《¤》In《¤》Resident 《¤》Evil《¤》Five《¤》

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx 

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak 

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak
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