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"Wanna hookup?"
by Chaddudechad October 24, 2019
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No Hookup, No Holla

No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
phrase coined by Wheezy from The Matt & Ramona Show (The Wide World of Wheezy.
If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA
by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008
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No hookup, no holla

No Hookup, No Holla
No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA
by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008
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No Hookup Girl

A female on a dating app that feels an underlying need to state in her profile at least one of the following...

a) Not Looking for Hook Ups
b) Hookups, Swipe Left

This statement is either placed before or after one of the following...

a) my kids are my world
b) Boy/Girl Momma to a (Insert age here)

The general archetype of a "No Hookup Girl" is a female, aged 25 +, No more than a 6 on the scale, and would be considered physically unattractive by most sane men. The female is overweight, often has pink/blue/purple hair, and her pictures are all headshots that look like they were taken with a Motorola Razr.

Little is known about this unique species of human; however, they do exist outside of the general description. No hookup girls come in all shapes, ages, and sizes.
Guy 1: "bro, the only women I match with on tinder are fat single moms and stingy women that arent into hookups, their bios all say the same thing."

Guy 2: "ahh yes, the No Hookup Girl, welcome to the world of dating. Try your local country bar if you're looking for a semi attractive girl to hookup with.
by Today's Rant September 6, 2023
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