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No Hookup, No Holla 

No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
phrase coined by Wheezy from The Matt & Ramona Show (The Wide World of Wheezy.
If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA
No Hookup, No Holla by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008
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No hookup, no holla 

No Hookup, No Holla
No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.

If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA
No hookup, no holla by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008

No Hookup Girl 

A female on a dating app that feels an underlying need to state in her profile at least one of the following...

a) Not Looking for Hook Ups
b) Hookups, Swipe Left

This statement is either placed before or after one of the following...

a) my kids are my world
b) Boy/Girl Momma to a (Insert age here)

The general archetype of a "No Hookup Girl" is a female, aged 25 +, No more than a 6 on the scale, and would be considered physically unattractive by most sane men. The female is overweight, often has pink/blue/purple hair, and her pictures are all headshots that look like they were taken with a Motorola Razr.

Little is known about this unique species of human; however, they do exist outside of the general description. No hookup girls come in all shapes, ages, and sizes.
Guy 1: "bro, the only women I match with on tinder are fat single moms and stingy women that arent into hookups, their bios all say the same thing."

Guy 2: "ahh yes, the No Hookup Girl, welcome to the world of dating. Try your local country bar if you're looking for a semi attractive girl to hookup with.
No Hookup Girl by Today's Rant September 6, 2023

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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