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i ain’t got no hoes 

What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
“Baby girl I ain’t got no hoes “
“Babe I ain’t got no hoes you the only nigga in my life I swear”

This is why you get no hoes 

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

Xavier has no hoes! 

When a 4'10 short bean boy has 0 hoes but claims to have many!
Hey do u know Xavier has no hoes!; yeah ik right he has 0 hoes

Supreme no to the hoes 

The instagrammer that pranks people and makes memes he can be very annoying at times
Supreme no to the hoes got your ass

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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