The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
by J. Arnier March 10, 2008
when you're too scared to commit to your definition of a perfect girl so instead of friendzoning her you put her in a place between friends and something more so you can have your cake and eat it too
You: so what are we?
Boy you've been seeing for 8 months: oh you know friends friends
You: just friends ?
Boy: no, friends friends
Boy you've been seeing for 8 months: oh you know friends friends
You: just friends ?
Boy: no, friends friends
by sahlulu5 November 16, 2016
someone whom is not "technically" your boyfriend/girlfriend, but whom seems to fill the traditional roles of such a position. Sort of a boyfriend/girlfriend who is not recieving benefits.
by HeatherDawgFan February 12, 2007
A person who is not connected to you by friendship, but is connected to you by being a friend of someone who you are connected in friendship with.
by Takeshi Kawasaki May 18, 2006
Someone who you have vaguely heard of. These people are the source of malicious gossip and urban legends.
by Lambchops December 09, 2004
Darryl: "Yo, RayShard, dats one fine biotch you be hanging with lately. Where you meet her."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."
by Ct walrus July 09, 2011
Can be used to describe a Fuck Buddy or someone you are trying to fool into thinking they are your boyfriend/girlfriend.
by Ronesto August 03, 2008