no friend

The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."

The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.

Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!

Frank is such a no friend.

no friend by J. Arnier March 10, 2008

Nintendo No-Friend-o 

Someone who plays Nintendo all day and therefore has no friends.

Days went by and no one heard from Andrew, apparently his new Nintendo became his only acquaitance therefore transforming him into a Nintendo No-Friend-o

Nintendo No-Friend-o by Christmas N00b November 2, 2010

Poor No Friend

Poor No Friend is a term used to describe someone who doesn't call family or relatives because they believe they're poor or broke.

You Poor No Friend! You never check up on me, because you think I'm poor!

Poor No Friend by Darren1206851 June 23, 2026

no better friend, no worse enemy 

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.

I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

no better friend, no worse enemy by Scottyallen February 7, 2018

I have no friends 

Something true.

I have no friends.

I have no friends by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

I have no friends by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

Nigel No Friends 

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism

That guy is such a Nigel No Friends.

Nigel No Friends by Woohzal March 11, 2008