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The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."

The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!

Frank is such a no friend.
no friend by J. Arnier March 10, 2008
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Nintendo No-Friend-o 

Someone who plays Nintendo all day and therefore has no friends.
Days went by and no one heard from Andrew, apparently his new Nintendo became his only acquaitance therefore transforming him into a Nintendo No-Friend-o

no better friend, no worse enemy 

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.
I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

I have no friends 

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.
(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

Nigel No Friends 

A person that is without friends.

See Australianism or Aussieism
Nigel No Friends by Woohzal March 11, 2008

you have no friends 

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.
Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat