no bunk

amazingphil said it to tell his internet fans he's not having sex that night

"okay internet im going to bed now"
top or bottom bunk phil?
"no bunk!!!!!!"

by amazingchildisnotonfire September 24, 2013

Bunk

Something that is ineffective, shitty, worthless, low quality, defective.

This Jeep is sick but it gets 12 miles per gallon. The gas millage is bunk.

I bought some weed from dealer and he said it was gas but it was bunk. He just lost my business.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

Bunk

Used to describe something shitty.

That weed was bunk

by Linz February 22, 2004

bunk

Bogus. Not genuine. Counterfeit. A total sham. Illegitimate. Nonsense.

Don't listen to her man, that's bunk.

by Zina December 16, 2006

bunking

playing traunt, skipping school, missing lessons, can also apply to religious lessons

adam: i didnt see you in maths man?!
z: screw maths, i was bunking man, i went down my mates yard to watch the exorcist!
adam: cool!
(the next day)
teacher: z, why did you bunk maths yesterday?
z: coz i felt like it, what the hell are you gonna do?
teacher: ummm.....

by ismail February 10, 2005

bunk

slang; meaning wack or extremely strange, originating on a low rent island in Maine. For some thing to be bunk it must make you want to cry laugh hysterically or most commonly; run for you life.

Ex: you live in a basement on the island down stairs from Bill Green’s kid and a half goat… wow that is bunk

by T-mack 1 February 10, 2010

bunked

Bunked - To skip something, such as an event, school, or work.

Today i Bunked a lesson because it was going to be boring.

by Daniel Briant April 17, 2008