Skip to main content
No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult
*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*
no i by Mimimyu1 March 19, 2018
Words you can keep
The polar opposite of No U. Used to compliment yourself when someone else does.
John: My mum’s straight
Larry: No I.
John: *implodes*
No I by The Lad. May 31, 2018
The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.
"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"
no i by Facques May 15, 2018
When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*
no i by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

No I'm Josh 

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer
"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"
No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

no I won't make out with you 

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"
Word of the Day on February 14, 2006

No I Don't Think I Will 

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next