Guff

you know beef, hate, jeolousy

What you got guff?

by Anoop George May 9, 2003

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver October 29, 2008

guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 12, 2011

guff

noun: a vagina

"up the guff"

by breivegan August 13, 2003

Guff

Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.

Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff

by Nicky Figs July 7, 2009

Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.

David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Guff

Weed of Poor Quality

Put That GUFF OUT, & Rool Dat Kill Doe Like!! Naw I'm Cool Cuz, That Shit Some GUFF!!

by Da Militia February 21, 2008