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derogatory term for one with a lisp
look at that nisser trying to "them"
nisser by Monkeymalpracticelover February 6, 2025
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Carl Nisser 

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.
Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers
Carl Nisser by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021
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carl nisser 

a sexy swedish man who thinks he is cool but isnt as cool as one of his friends (herbert)
wow carl nisser is cool but not as sexy as herbert sloan
carl nisser by PoggersAmongUs January 6, 2022
HUGE schlong , faithful ass nigga, plays playstation so hes straight, will knock a nigga out, always speaks what is on his mind, passionate lover and loves food
person a: hey have you met Nasser
person b: oh yeah i've met him, i piped him.
person a: same gurl
Nasser by RaccoonToast June 25, 2019

Flea Nasser 

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.
Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser
best girl in the entire WORLD
dnndjdjd nissrin
nissrin by helensux December 28, 2017

Josh Nasser 

His father was the Antiochian Village camp director from 1997-2006. Tough shadow to live under
Josh Nasser: hey guys...
Literally everyone: Wow Josh thanks for telling us again how your dad was the camp director
Josh Nasser by Amashni September 4, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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