Ninya is the sacredtitle and name given to the bravest and sexiest ninjas. There is only one true ninya and the name has been given by the mighty Wulo.
A person who drives you crazy, while making you laugh. Half of the time you want to punch them, but their quirkiness makes them likeable.
Can also used towards those who chicken out of situations; make you want to pull your hair; make you loose your temper; or catch you off guard and you have no comeback.
A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.