ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

by JameyB January 15, 2009

ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

Ninjastatus

A Twink 19 Rogue on Area 52 in a MMORPG World of World that is a Blood Elf, Which Makes her a proud member of the Horde. Ninjastatus has pwnd alliance in WSG and in still doing so to this day.

32 KB-0 Death record, and a 1k backstab crit is still in play but is going to be broken very soon.

She is in the guild Pulsar which is her own guild made for PVP name reasons.

Salidan-Blades Edge: Ninjastatus 32-0 absolute domination

Peverell-Blades Edge: Confirmed

by Usk August 2, 2009