Ninja Balls

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Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...

Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!

Ninja Balls by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010

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ninja balls

In reference to a ninja's testicles, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like testicles.

Joe: Man it took some ninja balls to wedgie that bouncer!

Dan: yeah, I know.

ninja balls by neversweat May 24, 2006

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ninja balls

1. A person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja balls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. Small round object Ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the Ninja to disappear.

Joe: I just saw Rich a minute ago! Where did he go?
Pat: Guess he threw down some ninja balls.

ninja balls by hotbuddha October 14, 2005

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hey ninja ya like dick and balls by Willhasamassivethrobbingcock June 25, 2023

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Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

Ninja Ball by Joe May 27, 2006

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Flaming Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, lighting the gases then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

Or if some is lighting up you throw the ninja ball through the lighter flames igniting the gases.

Hand me that lighter, I have to fart and Im going to make a flaming ninja ball and through it at Joe.

Flaming Ninja Ball by Ichi_Oni June 18, 2009

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Ninja Ball

An obnoxious game no one likes to play on Halo 3 live

Player over headset: Aww Fuck they vetoed swords to play ninja ball.

Ninja Ball by J.Rotten January 14, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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