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Niggernet 

AOL, but only if you use it in the dial-up form.
This goddamn niggernet is so slow I gotta wait 2 days to watch one video.
Niggernet by Couterific August 25, 2007
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niggernet 

Used to describe internet that is below standards.
Beware, UW-Platteville has niggernet!

niggernet 

my fuckin niggernet isnt working
niggernet by cyke April 7, 2008

niggernet 

when someone has a ghetto black ass connection
Kyle: "Dude, how are at 2000 ping?"

Jordan: "I dunno man, spectrum is niggernet"
niggernet by hfhs June 29, 2025
A term used to describe poor quality internet.
I can’t play fortnite at my house because I have niggernet.
Niggernet by GyattMommy69 April 6, 2026

Niggerator 

The nigger version of terminator named NIG-69. Sent back to the past to find and eliminate the mother of the man, who will ban all watermelons in the future.
Niggerator: I'll need your clothes, boots and fried chicken.
Internet that is soo much worse than McDonald's wifi that it's only possible for those on welfare to stoop so low as to use it.
I hate playing with Jamal because his nigganet always makes it takes 5 minutes to get past the loading screen!
Nigganet by Blackdynamo704 April 11, 2023
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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