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nigger technology 

Dubbed first in the show "The Boondocks"
It is any technological system that isn't actually advanced and is useless.
Nigger Technology, as discussed in the show.
'Rummy'(voiced over by Samuel L. Jackson) argues with Wuncler (voiced over by Charlie Murphy)
Gin Rummy: Let's go, Ed.
Wuncler III: Hold up, my nigga. Hold up.
Gin Rummy: Go time, nigga! Let's go!
Wuncler III: I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces
Gin Rummy: Man, I don't get that.
Wuncler III: What?
Gin Rummy: That "texting" shit.
Wuncler III: What's wrong with texting?
Gin Rummy: Oh, you mean other than the fact that it's the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Who in their right mind would spend fifteen minutes trying to type some shit they could have called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs, which I just don't approve of. I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read something that a motherfucker typed with his thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by somebody's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just nigga technology, anyway.
Wuncler III: What'd you call it?
Gin Rummy: Nigga Technology. Technology for niggas, and don't start trippin' and shit, calling me a racist, because I don't mean "nigga" in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody, of any race, can be an ignorant motherfucker.
Wuncler III: Shit, I be texting my ass of. Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time. Matter of fact, I also be texting my weed man, too, cause, you know, he don't like to be on the phone, so I text him.
Gin Rummy: ...Case in point.
nigger technology by Rajwuncler April 8, 2006
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